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Anonymous

Okay, so a pirate walks into a bar, right? And this pirate, he has a steering wheel chained to his pants.

Chained. To his pants.

So walks in, looks around, and sits at the bar.

Before he can even order an ale, the bartender gives him a look and says

“Hey buddy. Why you got a steering wheel chained to your pants?”

And the pirate says

“Argh, I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”