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What is with all this sexy time what exactly are you asking for sir
Anonymous

Anon, I have just been very happy and in a good mood lately. And I just have a lot of sexy love that I feel. And I want to share my sexy love with a special person.

Haven’t you ever felt “the urge”, anon?

Not the “HOLYSHITLETSFUCKOHMANPENISINVAGINAWOOHOOSOGOOD” urge.

I’m talking about the “Aww baby. I just wanna smooch on you and feel your curves, girl. I wanna tell you a joke and poke your nose. I wanna play why-did-you-put-bread-in-my-ear-you-are-so-weird with you. Let’s just ride bikes today. Let’s take a nap. You wanna chase me? Chase me, baby. Chase me all day.” urge.

You feel me, anon?

  1. mountain-party said: I am loving the why-did-you-put-bread-in-my-ear game
  2. notspontaneouscombustion said: Why do I read this answer in a sexy black man’s jazz voice?
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